WARNING! For Women Only!

If you are a man I am telling you now not to read any further. If you do, you cannot blame me or think that I am inappropriate, because I TOLD YOU SO ahead of time. There. With that said, here is my little story.
I had been having severe cramps for three days and it is nowhere near time for my period to start (men...there is still time to back out). So, I made an appointment with my OB/GYN for Thursday. Then, before I left, Andrew's hem/onc doctor from the U of M called and said they need more blood drawn, so I needed to go to the lab. I was like, "That's good, because I'm on my way to the clinic right now!" Good timing. So, I took Andrew to my gynecologist appointment. I was concerned that it was endometriosis, because I read about it in a medical book and it sounded like what I had. My doctor did a pelvic exam and felt all around and said, "If that was endometriosis, you would be screaming right now. " So, I guess that's not what it was. I was still lying down when Andrew came over and lifted up my paper sheet thing and said, "Mommy, let me see your hole." I was mortified. The doctor looked at me like, "What?" I was like, "I don't know where he's coming up with this!" He must know that everyone has a "hole" for going to the bathroom. AHH! So anyway, we left and went to the lab and Andrew's lab order fax had not come in so we had to come back the next day. On Friday, I showed up at the registration desk and the girl there remembered us from the previous day. She said, "oh, you're back again?" And Andy went up to her and said, "Mommy have a hole." Thank you, Andy. I am now humiliated. I told her that he came to my gynecologist appoinment the day before and that he was NEVER going to one again.